Next, the girls are assigned to do a talent show. That’s 12, so there are still three girls who I don’t know at all. Lili pretends to read Tila’s palm and makes her cry by talking about Bobby. Samantha’s shirt says she’s more than just a great pair of…breasts. Lauryn is another Jersey girl and Sirbrina is a hottie who instantly makes out with Tila. Rada looks exactly like RJ Helton, from season 1 of American Idol. Serenity looks exactly like Angelina Jolie’s brother, the one she made out with at the Oscars. Let’s try to get through some introductions. Tila chooses one group to enter the mansion first, and it is ladies first. In his defense, some of the women are going topless. Nick takes it a bit literally, so while everyone else strips to their underwear, he…I guess the classiest way to say it is, he whips his dong out. I missed the start of this competition, but I imagine it went something like this: “Hey, I’m Tila, so show me you’re nuts.” As in crazy. It seems appropriate enough that the 15 men and the 15 women competing to fall in love with Tila Tequila start off in cages. Will the Internet community collectively go gay for a new Dani? Will a new Domenico weasel his way into our hearts, then star in an offensive spin-off? Only one thing is for certain: there will be lots of sex and sexual innuendo. On A Shot at Love 2, 15 straight guys and 15 lesbians will try their best to recapture the magic of last season. In the finale of the first season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Tila chose Bobby over Dani, but that didn’t work out because he was too small-town to deal with her fast-paced lifestyle. MySpace bisexual queen Tila Tequila is back vying for another Shot at Love.
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